If you’re wondering what the heck is going on in this European film then you’re probably not alone. FIRE ICE and DYNAMITE, a 1990s ski flick staring Roger Moore, features slapstick humor as well as some of the strangest and most epic paddling stunts in film history. The stunts include parachuting, Viking helmets, whitewater skiing, and Class V drops in what appears to be a complicated chase scene down an alpine river. So unless you’re a B-movie Bond villain, don’t try this at home.
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