Industry Update: Paddling Evangelist Tim Niemier Announces his Candidacy for President

With a few days left before the election, Niemier seeks to win in a "paddle-in" only campaign

Bellingham, WA. Oct 14, 2016 — The man who long ago stated getting a "billion butts in boats" as his life mission has now announced his plans to run for President on a "paddle-in" only campaign. Speaking from the weekly meeting of his kayak polo club to a crowd of more than 25 people, Niemier was resolute:

"I've called you all here today, well…I understand many of you just showed up for kayak polo, but I want the rest of you to know that I have the best plan to move this country forward. Together we can end war, poverty, bigotry and leaky kayaks forever!"

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Niemier is well known in paddling circles as the man who, in 1971 carved a seat into a tandem surfboard and built one of the world's first sit-on-top kayaks. His company Ocean Kayak created a revolution in paddlesports by offering safer, more affordable and more durable boats. In 1997 he sold his interest in the company.

Niemier's political agenda is a lighter, gentler response to today's problems in contrast to his rivals. Whereas he says he would not build a wall between Mexico and the United States, he mentioned he'd "love to paddle the entire length of the Rio Grande River along the border" and added "Besides, the immigration problem I want to focus on is of the Native Americans from white settlers."

When asked why he waited so long to announce his candidacy, Niemier remarked, "I was busy designing a new kayak for a company called Swell Watercraft, and I kind of forgot about it. Since releasing my book last year (The Millionaire Beach Bum, Turning ADD into Passion and Profits) I've received a lot of support from the ADD community. One reason I announced late was to help those folks remember to vote for me. "

On November 4, Niemier will need a lot of them to remember. If he doesn't win? "A billion is a lot of butts and a lot of boats. I just want folks to remember these kayaks don't paddle themselves. My message is that getting on the water puts you in the moment and enhances lives."

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